Mitchell, Kevin: Musician's Ultimate Joke Book  

The most complete collection of humour about, from, & for musicians. For every band director, music teacher, classical musician, jazz performer, cover band leader, accordion player, & person who knows an accordion player but doesn't like to admit it. This is the best resource for program notes... concert spiels... to kill time while the bass player tunes up... or just for fun! The comprehensive index is handy for anyone wanting to introduce a particular composer or song in a performance setting.