If you want to come over like a crazy stadium rocker this is the book for you! You won't learn much about music theory or fancy chords, but you WILL learn how to... Play a Fender Strato- caster with your teeth, Execute a half-twist 40-degree inverse vertical machine gun hold, Find out which guitar gives you the most realistic 'motorbike' sound, Avoid taking the skin off your knuckles while performing triple anti-clockwise windmills. Learn preposterous positions, tastless techniques, silliness.